December 2009
63 posts
STORY: BY BSCHH
Makes me laugh. Tee hee.
//via uchie: by bschh
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana. ~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i...
CSI...please stop that.
Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?
Me: Unblur?
Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.
Me: You mean depth of field?
Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.
Me: That’s impossible.
Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.
//via clientsfromhell
where does milk come from, client?
Backstory: Textbook illustration on a 2-page spread titled “Where Does Milk Come From.”
Client: Please redraw this so we don’t see the cow’s udder.
//via clientsfromhell:
“How can one woman have so much to say?”
– Mr. T Sell
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“We need you to agree to the legal terms in our contract so that we can more...”
– um…wow.
(via clientsfromhell)
Favorite Christmas song no matter who is singing...
Christmas Music
Reading this, I felt glad that Last.fm lets you love Christmas tracks and ban Christmas tracks. I wanted to share in the outrage of good people being denied that privilege though. Especially when the outrage comes from somebody who is also drinking Christmas drink (hot cocoa is mine!) and drawing and listening to Christmas music. I love Bing Crosby. I’ll ban a Josh Groban track for you.
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Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
These made me laugh very hard. Much like the rap-lyric/pimp-portrait meme. Who do you hear in your head when you read these? I hear Colin Firth.
//via thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your...
Take my project ... or else!
“We are a kickboxing gym and need a website to advertise our classes and post tournament details and results - we previously had a web designer but he could not finish the project and is in hospital now - can you help?”
I love this blog.
//via clientsfromhell: